
“I’ve learned much about Dominican Republic from it!”
-Abbas
“One of the hardest working students I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with”“coherence and structure is near perfection, however grammar and writing seems to be elementary, as if written inebriated late at night perhaps”
-Gitlitz
I’m so unsurprised that Abbas’s seems phoned in
i doubt she even read it to be honest she couldn’t pin point any exact details she liked about it
“I’ve learned much about Dominican Republic from it!”
-Abbas
“One of the hardest working students I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with”
“coherence and structure is near perfection, however grammar and writing seems to be elementary, as if written inebriated late at night perhaps”
-Gitlitz

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”
Oh.
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
This sounds like a Supernatural episode with Gabriel as the culprit.
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’
kev got the d